I'm a huge fan of all things
spicy. My girlfriend: not so much. On occasion, I'll demonstrate my
love for heat by coating a piece of toast in hot sauce; or add extra peppers
into a dish I know she won’t eat. I’d consider it culinary feat of
strength. Perhaps akin to a
deranged mating dance. Except instead of winning the female's affections,
she shakes her head and asks, "What's wrong with you?"
Some say genius can be found in madness.
One morning the gal-pal and I were chowing down on a healthy bowl of fruit and yogurt, when something compelled me to reach into the fridge for my bottle of sriracha. What happened next could only be found in a Western shoot-out: I grabbed a strawberry, from her plate. With fruit in one hand and hot sauce in the other, our eyes locked, not in ecstasy, but in combat. Breakfast had turned into a game of dare. As per usually, I displayed the objects in my had with a dopy smile while she sat across the table, arms crossed and a smile that people only give children, or puppies, when they're about to do something endearingly stupid.
I proceeded to squirt out a line of sriracha on the strawberry. Without unlocking our eyes I took a bite. The world paused. My eyes opened as I had made a personal revelation: SWEET AND SPICY FOR THE WIN! For a moment I had doubts and was prepared to pretend it was good so the girlfriend wouldn't have the satisfaction of telling me I was wrong. Never had I come across this flavor profile I now take for granted: sweet, pepper, smoke, slightly sour. It was amazing.
Those flavors stayed with me for days. I wanted to figure out how I can bring those flavors together in a dish, or a condiment of my own. Coincidentally I was in the mood to make a BBQ sauce.
Boom. Light Bulb.
Disclaimer: Most recipes I usually don't write down, but I happened to write down this recipe. To maintain some secrecy, I'm leaving out a thing or two, specifically most of the portions. You're smart. You'll figure something out. Hint: this should make about one-quart of magic.
1 lb. Strawberries
Sugar
Tomatoes (or ketchup)
Yellow Onion
Garlic Cloves
Bay Leaf
Coarse Black Pepper
Lemon Juice
Black Strap Molasses
Salt
Smoked Paprika
Shark Sauce Sriracha (I like using this one over the Huy Fong/Rooster Sauce version because it compliments the strawberries and the molasses, and it's what I had on hand the day I made the BBQ sauce)
First, you macerate the strawberries. Then toss all the ingredients into a pot. Bring it to a boil and let it roll for about 5 minutes before dropping it to a simmer for one hour. Stir the sauce every now and then. Towards the end of the hour, blend the sauce with an electric hand mixer and keep simmering, or dump the sauce into a food processor once your done. It's good if you leave it chunky style, too.
It goes good on everything, ever.




